CJ referred to Flick as his ‘partner’ even pre-update, and sure it could mean business partner, but it never came across that way to me. Let them have their love.

All the ladies and mens
They know everything is better
With a fisheye lens!

Don’t forget the slideshow! Can’t get more clicks if we put everything on one page, now can we?

Remember, traditions are just peer pressure from dead people.

...are very good, but don’t have the crisp chocolaty outside that I sometimes like to bite off first before eating the softer middle?

Or, Marvel caught on that Holland keeps secrets like a colander and told him one thing and everyone else the truth?

“...what the Bond series has in common with The Simpsons...”

Because digital versions can be disappeared without your consent.

I’ve described goat to people as “like lamb, only more so”. I know people who don’t like the flavor of lamb, so I steer them away from goat.

It looks to me like he’s going to step out of the tub and explain what it sounds like when doves cry.

1) Oh, Ms. Peterson, there is a thing called bisexuality. I know we’re invisible, but you hang out with invisible people all the time.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOA

1) UGH, when will these girls learn that their role in life is to be the object of lust, not to have any sort of agency. They’re lucky we even let them in the schools. </sarcasm>

Maybe it’ll hit a spider or two and the medical industry will have all new problems. And so will that guy’s uncle, I guess.

Maybe if he does both, we can finally draw attention to the CTE epidemic in football?

“How to stop videos from autoplaying”

I’m just here to say that the way many of the once-shunned nationalities (Irish, Italian, etc.) became accepted as “white” is by showing how much they hated Black people too.

Sumo is easier and more comfortable for me. Gym bros need to shut the fuck up.

HERE.

I read Parable Of The Talents in the middle of last year and I had to keep going back to check the publication date (1998) and when Butler died (2006). Climate change? A global pandemic? A psychotic racist president who wanted to “make America great again” in those exact words? The parallels were chilling.