Similar to your bowls, Make a bunch of hot turkey gravy from the smoked turkey that is left.  Shred it and make a bunch of gravy and make hot turkey sandwiches or pour over left over sides.  

Use the carcass for soup, and the flesh for curry.

30.5lb average? Is that live weight? gotta be live weight.

Tom, if you’re looking for a follow-up feature as you enter the home stretch with this one, may I suggest a year by year breakdown of the biggest film financial failures (i.e. greatest difference between budget and return). You can call it The Popcorn Chumps.

Uh oh! Here comes Uncle Wario bringing his unsupportable opinions on the latest things he’s seen on Facebook! Who keeps inviting him anyways? 

The worst type of person is the person who doesn’t even make $40,000 a year refusing to raise the tax rate on people that make that in a day. 

Whatever angle you take on this, make sure you are talking to these people from at least ten feet away.

We need to get him one of those spring-loaded boxing gloves like in cartoons so he can stay 6' away while punching this dumbass’s teeth down his gullet. 

“You don’t want to get the vaccine? That’s okay with me. I never liked you anyway.”

Buss Aldrin - He takes you to the moon for $1.35, but there’s a thousand stops on the way.

From the linked article:

Neil DeGrasse Tyson is a worthless nigger, Dark matter is fake, Atom bombs are fake, Bill Nye is a worthless nigger, the Moon Landing is fake, Viruses are fake, Buss Aldrin is a worthless nigger, Anthony Fauci is…”

As AVC’s own Mike Vago explained in a recent Wiki Wormhole entry, there is such a thing as steamed cheeseburgers and they’ve been around (localized in central Connecticut, rather than Principal Skinner’s kitchen) for almost a century:

If you watch the video you’ll see they purchase fast food and disguise it as their own cooking. It’s delightfully devilish, really.

But steamed hams aren’t steamed, they’re called steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.

The only good thing about Mitch McConnell is that he will eventually have a grave for me to piss on.

If you’d told me this was a “Parks and Rec” joke, I’d have believed you.

please eliminate 3

The big Ass water tower is in Gaffney, South Carolina!

yo there are way too many states.