“Great Job Internet!”once again misses the mark. Why are we talking about dorky shoes when there is an actual video of Rudy Giuliani at a press conference BLOWING HIS NOSE INTO A HANDKERCHIEF, FOLDING IT SNOT-SIDE OUT, AND WIPING IT OVER HIS LIPS AND FOREHEAD!  It's as amazing as it sounds. Who cares about the shoes?

to people who have lived their whole lives not having to do so, it is.  

Being asked to follow the law is not harassment.

There are fewer things that inspire as much terror in my little gaming heart as the words “restrictive time limits” or “automatically fails if you take a single hit.” 

Seriously, if they don’t believe they’re sick, they shouldn’t get the resources.

I’ve had cancer; trust and believe, you don’t want it.

Amazing — I was just talking to my son about this interview (watched it this morning). It’s remarkable the lengths these patients are going to with their magical/conspiracy thinking.

Nice job, Spanfeller; first you killed Deadspin and Splinter right before an election year, and now you pull the one great thing about Kinja:

Bunker Bitch Don the Con was terrible in his way, and this can never be emphasized enough, but Moscow Mitch and his toadies are the true Enemy who must be defeated. They loved having The Grifter in Chief to distract and deflect, while they plundered and gerrymandered and fixed the courts in their favor for years to…

I mean the funniest thing was people filming themselves calling the hotline, pranking them & hearing them hang up. I called and warned them about this group in Philadelphia. They were named the Rza, The Gza, Old Dirty Bastard, U-God, Inspector Deck & The Method Man. I said they were called the Wu-Tang Clan. This woman…

Keep spamming. We will keep changing the number.

Agreed. I’m not willing to compromise with people that are a nazi or fascist adjacent. I’m not willing to compromise with racists and bigots. I don’t want to see eye to eye with the 73 million people in this country that could see with their own eyes, hear with their own ears what Trump did on a daily basis. I don’t…

Former Trump supporters are welcome to join me, but I won’t move an inch to meet them in the middle.

I want to see Kamala and Biden throwing his shit out on the lawn from an upstairs White House window. (Wearing masks and gloves)

Yes, but let’s make it for charity. All money is split between Planned Parenthood, Black Lives Matter, the ACLU, Lambda Legal, et. al.

We shouldn’t have to pay. They owe us. We have a right to all the perp walk witnessing. Yes?

Sorry, man, but I won’t have any joy until Il Dupe is hauled out of the White House on a wheelbarrow. There’s no telling what kind of chicanery he’ll try to pull between now and then.

I have the strong suspicion that the moderates calling for “unity” are really just picturing straight white people. It’s not a call for Mexican immigrants to embrace the people calling them criminals and rapists so much as it is a call for white people not to let disagreements over the basic humanity of Mexican…

This is the first stage of grief: foaming at the mouth insanity.