I secretly wish that once January 20th hits, Joe transforms into The Onions version of himself and his first act is to sign a stimulus package where every American gets a Trans-Am

I would love if all of this happened and pence just refused to pardon.

Good thing the Attorney General of New York State is still after him.

Actually, Trump has to do that in order to let Pence pardon him and his family for any ongoing fed investigations.

Plus Biden won via the Electoral College AND the popular vote, so it's a straight win and not a technical win.

Can we start talking about the narrative?

Really, the greatest manatee.

I’m not relaxing until January 20th. There will be shenanigans attempted.  Also I live smack dab in the middle of Trump country and there are some angry knuckleheads out there.

To quote Stormy Daniels, let’s just get this unpleasantness over with.

Totally on the executive orders! Trump didn’t get hardly anything done through legislation, but that fucker signed tons of malicious orders. Just a couple weeks ago, he signed one that would convert tons of federal civil servant positions to ones loyal to the president first rather than to the county and their ethics: 

There are some crucial executive decisions that can be reversed, so there are concrete fixes like continuing DACA protections and maintaining our support of the WHO. Our legislative woes don’t look like they’re going anywhere soon. Neither will the dispiriting knowledge that Trump probably would have won reelection if…

In this century:

In 1989, my mother and my 3 year-old-self were caught crossing the border near Tijuana. We were leaving El Salvador where the American caused Civil War convinced my mom to finally leave. My mom and I were put in a detention center, TOGETHER, for 2 days. We applied for asylum as refugees of war and were permitted to…

If you don’t like this outcome, be my guest and...

“Our long, national nightmare is over, say hello to our new, short, national night terror!”

As a sidenote, during this year I’ve found myself, for natural reasons, thinking a lot about Biden and it hit me that he is one of the more complex politicians out there. Now I want to stress that isn’t a positive or a negative, rather that in his long political career there have been shifts in attitudes and views…

Yay ish, nothing’s fixed, but it’s less bad.

Jesus Christ the sense of relief. I mean, it has felt almost inevitable for two days now, but still the moment of euphoria when reading that headline. And while there’s a lot to be said about the polls, it does seem like the Biden campaign were strategically smart by keeping the focus on those key Blue Wall states…

Great article! I think I’ve grown so used to an internet filled to the brim with free porn, that I never really considered the economics of the performers.