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Crash Test Dumbass
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Being from a musical family (mom and dad both sang, dad was a BA in music), I wouldn’t have really known it at the time I first played Mario 1, but its music was what drew me to it, as much as anything else in the game. Super Mario Bros’ “Outdoor Level” theme is perhaps the single most famous piece of music which has

I could see those movable instruments being an issue when it comes to crash testing.

man, I wish

This is entirely OT and my apologies for it but I can’t hold it in.

Oh sweet sweet goofy utility!

He never has and the evangelicals doesn’t give a shit that he doesn’t.

It reminds me of when my appendix was about to burst, and I went from “Eh, I got a bit of a pinch in my side” to “Dear lord, something is trying to kill me from inside, and I’m pretty sure they have a chainsaw” in about 2 hours.

I like candidates who follow CDC guidelines, not weakass bitches who don’t wear masks and willingly infect countless people around them.

That and the whole ‘dont let it dominate your life’ bit? Tell that to people unemployed, evicted, sick with COVID or anything else that puts them at elevated risk thanks to the ongoing pandemic... I am not surprised at this at all, nor could I be more disgusted than I have been for the last 4 years, but good grief,

Steroids make you feel invincible.

Okay fuck it with the non negative ads. There are people that lost family members and couldn’t say goodbye, there are businesses that have been lost & people evicted from homes and this fat fuck is trying to play this shit for sympathy. Joe, Kamala go all in. Fuck this pig and his family. May they all rot in hell.

I like people who don’t need to contract an illness to realize it’s a bad idea.

bless this man, really.

Ah, remember when Jackass was thought of as the worst of low-brow entertainment and is now arguably rather tame and also honest?

I love 65% of Jackass.

Framing how you counter it is just as important. For instance, my father-in-law is very Pro-Trump, very into passing around things on facebook, etc. and no college education, no natural skepticism beyond buying into conspiracies . I’ve had to sit him down and contextualize it. For instance, the “Coronavirus is a hoax

OUTDOOR PLANTS ARE NOT ALL PRETTY MUCH EDIBLE

It’s all pretty much edible

Yeah, you can eat pretty much anything, it just might kill you later lol. Definitely a sentence I wouldn’t want anywhere within spitting distance of the word “mushroom”.

You know the saying: There are old mushroom hunters and there are bold mushroom hunters but there are no old, bold, mushroom hunters.

That’s describing the traditional version of their broth to explain why a vegan version would be needed.