“Any you boys wanna be a judge? Might even have a SCOTUS spot if you want to wait a bit.”

“arrested on gun and drug charges stemming from narcotics and arms dealing in Pasco County, Fla.”

Say it ain’t so. White folks selling drugs to the community?! *Clutches pearls* But I thought they were the Massa Race! 

Where should I send the freelance check?

Years ago, I made the recipe for mole from Rick Bayless’s first cookbook. It’s 26  ingredients, four pages of instruction, and it took my three days to make. It’s one of the most labor intensive things I’ve ever cooked. I can see why it’s traditionally a communal effort, since I was flying solo here. I foolishly…

Yeah, sounds familiar.

I feel sorry for SAM (or anyone like them) because I imagine nearly all of us got less than halfway through that letter before saying, “DTMFA.”

So, as an experienced parent, what are the best children’s’ activities to re-live as an adult, that take you right back to being a kid again?

Slit the pork roll and fry it up, then pour the pancake batter over it so it’s in the middle. It’s probably more complicated than that, you may have to flip them and pour more on the other side, but basically the slice is encased in the pancake. I can’t find the website I saw this on and I haven’t made them in years. …

I absolutely do not understand why it’s so hard to find an egg-cheese-cured pork product breakfast sandwich (that isn’t a McDonald’s offering) outside of New York City and New Jersey.

Face front, true believer. The world is more fun because you were here.

Everyone who complained about Stan the Man’s movie cameos can go suck a cactus. Our world & the MCU are both darker places without him.

It seems the girlfriend and the friends that called the cops are all white. Not sure how else to make it clear to white people that calling the police on black people ends in death if they don’t even take that into account for the black folks they love.

I hope that his dying words were "Nuff said."

95 and one hell of a run. RIP, Mr. Lee.

I need the NAACP to set up a Mental Health Check Up Team that black folks can call when they have family/friends who are in need of help, not shot to death.

I was born, raised and currently live in the Baltimore-DC-NoVa region and I am not saying you are wrong. But one thing to keep in mind is that most adults in the “DMV” are from somewhere else. These are not indigenous shitty drivers, but the shitty drivers of a nation, indeed a world, who ship their shitty drivers to…

The bounds of human performance are increasing exponentially. If other 40-somethings can win marathons, I’m determined to chug whiskey like Bluto.  Elite is elite.

New York area drivers are the easiest to deal with.  Just assume everyone is poised to make the biggest asshole move possible at any given moment, and traffic is entirely predictable.  

I knit during games when I watch them at home. I...realize I’m not exactly living up to my handle.

The whole pretense of Jeff Bezos’s gross little sweepstakes is that Amazon will bring jobs and prosperity to whatever area they decide to infest. So why isn’t he bringing it to West Virginia, or to Mississippi, or some other place that has the space and the need for them? He could, in theory, remake an entire state…