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This seems like an appropriate response, honestly. These events are so goddamned frequent anymore that calling individual shootings “tragedies” feels dishonest relative to how we treat them on a national level.

We’ve reached a point where we appear to just accept these shootings as a fact of everyday life in America

I see the flag poles around me are at half mast about half of the time, and I can’t remember why that is for any given tragedy. Just leave them at half mast for good, man. 

When I read that post that the purge was about the “trolls” I chuckled. Also, there was that post early on after the purge that the literal first writer-starred commenter was tomato. I emailed the writer about it immediately and the next time I checked the post a few min later tomato had been unstarred as top comment

The Great White House Reporter Purge

“President Trump believes in a free press and expects and welcomes tough questions of him and his Administration.”

That would require top Democrats to grow a backbone and that ain’t happening soon.

I’ve said it before, but Trump is the living personification of white supremacy. People who support him now would openly support a nazi running the country, as long as he ‘owns the libs’. There are no ‘christians’ in Trump’s america, there are only people who follow him and his ego.

I hate him.

So will Mueller make it to the end of the week?

When we can no longer laugh, that is when hope is dead. All hope.

If you want to be dead serious all the time, and give yourself an ulcer over things that you cannot possibly control that is your prerogative, I on the other hand am planning on mocking the deranged orange shithead until the day he finally chokes to

Or whenever his cookies are done baking.

We had no lines, but I WISH they’d let me send it to the poll workers who have a 12+ hour day today...

Domestic Terrorism: The only area where white people do most of the work but don’t try to take all of the credit.

I don’t know about the Navy, but Hannity does mostly have the physique of a seal.

I’m not trying to be a jerk when I say that I think we passed that point a while back.

It’s like everybody got all excited watching old Westerns, wtf.

Seriously?! Why the hell would they do that to themselves, potentially creating a backlash from readers where they start losing views, advertising, and credibility*?

Ms. Stacey is brilliant. With any luck, she’s quietly alerted one of her schoolmates (they practically only let Yalies into the FBI) to ask him or her to keep an eye out. Discreetly, though - so hopefully they’ll play themselves.

Threats of violence intended to influence political events.  That’s the literal definition of fucking terrorism right there.  

I see these fucking 3% assholes all over here in NC with the stickers on their trucks. They’re advertising that they’re terrorists and get to just walk around free.  Fucking Vanilla ISIS.

When reached for comment Brian Kemp confirmed he has opened an investigation into the Democratic Party of Georgia to get to the bottom of this.