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1) They’re human beings deserving of empathy and respect and she has a soul.

I think people would be fine with that premise if Republicans weren’t intent on moving the goalposts every time our immigration policies might let in a brown person. First it was attacks on “chain migration” which is legal under our immigration policies. Next it was attacks on those seeking asylum, an entirely legal

I haven’t trusted a word God has said since he told Pat Robertson to run for president.

This was actually an ad for their new sitcom, “Triumph of the Will and Grace.”

Fuck Trump.

Tuesday can’t come fast enough

His father is apparently a massive conservative douche too.

I’m so mad at how Haiti has been treated. Without the US/Citibank stealing their entire cash reserve and the ludicrous terms that all slaves were freed on the condition that they incur massive debt to France, they’d be one of the most impressive island economies ever. They still are, really, having paid that monstrous

Man, Thanksgiving is gonna be awkward as hell in a couple weeks.

I’m sure he saves the bikini+gun ones just for himself.

Yeah I really feel like this reporter should have called the sister to make sure she’s ok.

What’s wrong is you have not shared said lyrics with us.

The poors being able to live comfortably and safely--it’s un-American!

I don’t even want the dumbass Conservative friends I have now!

Has anyone called that gun-toting girl with the long hair “Repubzel” yet?  If not, let it be known that I came up with that.

I could be their older Asian “friend”. Show up at rallies. Go to cross burnings. Act as their wise guide to not being an asshole aka Obi Wan.

““They want to turn America into a socialistic country,” Spaeth said. “It’s disgusting.”

Yep, but five was my limit. It was a mistake reading those articles and making this list.

Kremer was’t done, however. “Chris, when you have you ever known our military just to go shoot people up?” she asked.

He did, however, find the secret chord.