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Crash Test Dumbass
crashtestdumbass

Fuck that I feel that I let down both the people I supervise and the people who supervise me.
Fuck that I have a test today that I don't feel prepared for, and that I now have to take the MBLEX to get licensed in New Jersey.
Fuck Disqus for sucking, and all the ads on the AV Club that keep it alive but cause my browser

Soundgarden — Fell On Black Days
Mojo Nixon And Skid Roper — Promised Land Tonight
The Byrds — Eight Miles High
Van Halen — 316
The Invisibl Skratch Piklz — Gimme My Goddamn Money
Hall and Oates — You Make My Dreams
Matthew Sweet and Susanna Hoffs — The Kids Are Alright
The Beatles — Come Together
Frank Zappa — Ya Hozna
Liz

But nobody is going to believe it!

"Iram" is supposedly a lost city mentioned in the Quran, so that could be a good place for a djinn to be born of?

Pride and oathbreaking, lest we forget.

I think this is the first episode where nobody hung a dong. I wonder if the amount of penis in this show is a "take that" to GoT, where there are boobs in almost every episode for no reason besides the HBO CEO of Tits' decree?

Salim is so adorable. I just want to cuddle him, but I'm not quite his type (being merely mortal).

It was only in one scene, but Vulcan walked with a limp. Nice touch, director.

It's sad that we have to set the bar so incredibly low.

It worked for W?

Nature can be really nice when it’s not trying to kill you.

EXACTLY! Make America nightmarishly dangerous again, that's my slogan!

In their defense, scientists are always making shit up and getting people pissed.

Fuck that noise; you're on your own.

'Green' jobs are for liberals, not real, hard-working, red-blooded Americans, of course. </sarcasm>

We've dredged up worse on Twitter, and for some reason that shit's still around.

That happens to me sometimes. Maybe write it down? (I always forget to write stuff down, and then when it's therapy time, I'm like "um… bad… stuff?")

Awesome! I've been trying to get my local Lions club to notice me, but they have yet to reply to my emails.

One of my cousins reset my save file on Zelda II: The Adventure Of Link wherein I was up to the final castle (unable to beat the Thunderbird so far). It's been, what, 30 years now? and I still can't bring myself to play that game again.