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He certainly does now!

Fair enough.

Also, that's assuming he's human. He hasn't shown much basic decency as proof.

My girlfriend finally got a better job than the one that was killing her slowly. We went out to celebrate last night at our favorite restaurant.

Just got to the Ryan North part of Jughead, and am greatly amused that North manages to basically put ALT tags into his print comics as well. The Archie revival has been great so far, and I'm a little sad that Fiona Staples didn't stay on Archie longer.

Pavement — Box Elder
The Beatles — The Ballad Of John And Yoko
Frank Zappa — Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
Bob Dylan — Masters Of War
Björk — Ctrl+Z Undo
Prince And The New Power Generation — 7
Nirvana — Lithium
Sarah McLachlan — Blackbird
Misfits — She
Traveling Wilburys — New Blue Moon

Fuck incompetent people who don't realize they're incompetent and will blame everyone else for their fuckups, and fuck my impostor syndrome for making me think I'm incompetent when I… um… might not be?

The special effects were amazing (especially in 3-D), but I didn't find there to be any character development, and felt that the whole thing felt like it went by too quickly. I know Strange is a genius (and we already have a genius smartass in the MCU), but it felt to me like he went from "magic is fake" to

Touching, The Human Significance Of The Skin, by Ashley Montague. I'm reading it for school, but it's still very interesting. It's about how touch is an integral part of life for pretty much every creature (certainly at least mammals) and how we don't even develop properly if deprived of touch.

My high school had so many Chrises, Mikes, Jens, Daves, and Sarahs that one of my friends proposed that she could yell out into the yard "Chris! Jen! Mike! Dave! Sarah" and everyone would turn and look because either:
1) They had one of those names
2) Their friend had one of those names, and maybe they knew this person
3)

Last week I got to see a whole bunch of my old friends for a few minutes. These are people i've known for close to 30 years, but the Hudson River is an otherwise impenetrable barrier, so I don't get to see them as often as I'd like. And then my mom took some family members to dinner at a really good steakhouse that

I'm having a hard time at work with one of the people who works for me, but I don't want to get into it here.
Also, again, fuck the trees, because I am commenting from home due to the pollen outside making my eyes and nose swell shut.

Prince — Let's Pretend We're Married
Bettie Serveert — Tell Me, Sad
XTC — The Mayor Of Simpleton
Thomas Dolby — Armageddon
Jesus And Mary Chain — Just Like Honey
Primus — Nature Boy
The Magnetic Fields — 100,000 Fireflies
Dick Dale — Hava Nagila
Neil Young — Cortez The Killer
The Who — The Kids Are Alright

Which he will never receive.

"But he's got
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH hopes…"

So is this compassion or cruelty? I can't be sure.

Man, I remember before there was an Internet and weird slang was restricted to the loser kids I used to hang out with um, I mean, make fun of.

I'm certain this will never be used for sexual purposes, whether deliberate or unintentional creepiness.

Totally. I enjoy the change in weather for like a week and then POW right in the face with pollen.

Fuck allergies. I've never had sex in a tree (ok, I've made out in one a couple of times); why do they insist on having sex inside my sinuses?