Just got the second trade of Jughead and am looking forward to reading it; even more so because Ryan North is one of the writers!

We had an awesome Open Mic Night jam last week, and at Chiller Theatre I got to meet a bunch of random celebrities. One of my friends is a celebrity and was meeting fans there, so I got to hang out with him for a little while, talk about life and families, and I took pictures for his fans. It was a good time.

Brian Wilson — My Sweet Lord
Gorillaz — Feel Good Inc.
"Weird Al" Yankovic — I Can't Watch This
Kool & The Gang — Jungle Boogie
Queen — Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy
Guitar Vader — Baby-T
The Go-Betweens — Cattle And Cane
Run-DMC — Perfection
Primus — Behind My Camel
Barenaked Ladies — Brian Wilson

Life is a fatal STD.

Some people you just can't reach.

I am just here to nitpick that he keeps using "worse" when he means "worst". Maybe because he's friends with the worst, and knows nothing can compare?

But what you're failing to see here is that Obama is black.

He also doesn't know his ass from his elbow, so there's that too.

Fuck cancer. My sympathies for your (friend's) loss.

I got to meet John Waters last night. He was incredibly funny, and while he was tired by the time he got to me, he was still very gracious (and flirty, though I doubt I'm his type.)

That would be wonderful.

I wonder what the competition is like for the Semester-At-Sea librarian?
On an unrelated note, what's a nice undetectable poison, and where can one find a lot of it on short notice? Asking for a friend.

Came To America

We live in hope, Zach. We live in hope.

the best thing that Dems can do is literally just sit back, keep reminding their base of the important things to be aware of come 2018, and let the GOP destroy itself from the inside out
Didn't we think that about Trump getting elected in the first place tho?

My ex and I are trying to sell our old house, and I have an incredibly common name, so I have to initial 14 pages of documentation of judgments against other people with my name to state they aren't me. We've been trying to sell the house for over two years, with very incompetent help, and my credit is quite fucked at…

It's a place where people list their last few songs of of their music player of choice, to give the other denizens a chance to observe their musical taste and nod approvingly.

Good luck with a 12-year old. We're all counting on you.

In that order?

Dire Straits — Expresso Love
Frank Zappa And The Mothers — Absolutely Free
Led Zeppelin — Bron-Yr-Aur
Cheap Trick — Surrender
Piotta — La Valigia
"Weird Al" Yankovic — I Lost On Jeopardy!
Marvelous 3 — Radio Tokyo
Smashing Pumpkins — Sweet Sweet
Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers — Moon Pie
Bruce Springsteen — 4th Of July, Asbury…