Great Job, One Person On The Internet!
Now, as for the rest of you fuckos, time to step up your game!

Explain how fucking magnets work?

but the hipster may have gone the way of the dodo
Deliciously?
Don't worry, Internet, there will always be people in stupid clothes making poor decisions for you to laugh at. Just look at the 70s.

I'm not even convinced that everything that is a reality should be a reality.

The Lamb Lies Down original.

I kinda felt the same way. It had… some of the magic? None of the worldbuilding, though, which is what hurt it for me.

The Phantom Guardian parts can get pretty tedious, but otherwise that was a great game.

Fuck it indeed.

Snatch Trek, Deep Space 69?

Drama and Sisters are in my "to read" pile.

Earthbound. I had forgotten how good it was. I'm in Summers now. I look forward to going home tonight and playing some more.

One of my coworkers used to have a cat named Ash, named for the good Mr. Williams. I met The Chin at a comic convention and I got my coworker a poster signed "To [coworker] and Ash, From Ash". The cat reportedly rubbed up against it immediately upon being presented with the poster.

Fuck the fact that I have been in a serious funk for the past week and hate everything in the world. Also fuck the asshole who couldn't rerack his weights, leading me to hurt my back (see the Exercise thread). But mostly fuck everything, because everything sucks.

Especially Alice.

I read Raina Telgemeier's Smile, which was adorable (maybe a little painful, especially if you have dental issues/phobia). Nothing new on the pile this week, I'm sad to say.

I hurt my back reracking someone else's weights that they carelessly left lying around, so let that be a lesson to you: no good deed goes unpunished. I feel better today so I'm going to try to get back (so to speak) to the lifting.

The Kinks — Apeman
xoc — Super Mario World End Credits
Iggy & The Stooges — Search And Destroy
Joe Satriani — Always With You, Always With Me
Smashing Pumpkins — Tonight, Tonight
ZZ Top — La Grange
Peter Gabriel — Red Rain
Charles Mingus — Goodbye Pork Pie Hat
The Police — Synchronicity II
Genesis — Carpet Crawlers

Onward to the next milestone, and the next, and more after that!

I regret that I have but one upvote to give this comment.

I really want to add yoga to my routine, since I feel like Hans and Franz in the sketch with Patrick Swayze where they have "flex-ability" but can't even bend over. My gym doesn't offer it, though, and it's right by my house so I don't want to have to switch gyms, or find a second one.