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It is all sorts of fun. You do need to balance on one foot, but you can use props (or do the Utica Slide). Also, your drink stays cold!

John O'Connell's The Book Of Spice, which is, unsurprisingly, about spices. I'm actually still in the introduction, so I can't comment on his selection, but so far it's pretty interesting. He references some other books on spices that I've already read, so I'm hopeful.
For work I'm being made to read Don Clifton's First

Smashing Pumpkins — Ava Adore
The Rolling Stones — Bitch
The Lonely Island — Jizz In My Pants
Koji Kondo — Athletic Theme
The Beatles — While My Guitar Gently Weeps (Acoustic)
Shonen Knife — Jet
Elvis Costello And The Attractions — Every Day I Write The Book
GLaDOS — Want You Gone
The Rutles — Number One
Foo Fighters — Headwire

Curling and diving. Weightlifting, when I can find it.

Congratulations so very much! That's awesome!

"Oops, we couldn't find that track".

So you're saying there is a chance?

I do a few minutes on the treadmill. I really hate cardio exercises, and I mostly do them to try to keep up with my girlfriend.

That's probably your best bet. The Metropolitan Museum Of Art and the Museum Of Natural History are both pay-what-you-want, so you can have an amazing museum experience (if you're into museums) for a couple of bucks, if you don't mind the occasional dirty look.

I started replaying Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4 the other day. After spending three hours on the "Escape From Alcatraz" mission, I calmly put the controller down, ejected the disk, and put it back on the shelf. I don't know if it was always this hard or if I'm just too out of gaming shape, but I can't do that to myself

The Power Broker was amazing. Robert Moses changed the face of New York City and its outlying areas in so many ways. Also, he was a dick.

I'm reading Robin Ha's Cook Korean!, a cartoon guide to cooking Korean food (go fig). I haven't tried to cook anything from it yet, and am kind of surprised by the prevalence of fish sauce in Korean cuisine (shows you what I know — I thought it was mostly a Thai/Vietnam thing).
I just checked out Raina Teglemeier's Smil

I started doing Stronglifts 5x5. There was somebody doing bicep curls in the squat rack and it is my considered opinion that that sort of thing should get one's gym membership revoked.

Epis you need to play in person. The quality control on those is such that most of them are crap, but some of them can be amazing.

Some of us still are. Yet others strive to be.

That works too.

But we have to analyze and dissect the suckage until we have ground it into such a fine paste that we can then snort it and get high off our own superiority!

Oh, neckbeards. Can we spray for them?

Counterpoint that only actually furthers your point: the popularity of Twilight and/or Fifty Shades.