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Times change and people go but memories are forever.

Sorry about that. But also not sorry because you are a great moderator, and you always used your sword for justice. Well, mostly for justice. Let’s say LARGELY for justice and leave it at that.

I’m sorry I wasn’t able to contribute to this article in time for deadline. I founded io9 because there was nothing else out there like it, and I wanted a place where I could find all the science and science fiction news that I craved. So I built io9 basically for my own personal needs. But then I discovered there

Man... now I feel bad that I wrote something kinda short and only called out one of my own articles as a favorite! I thought we were each supposed to pick one thing that we personally wrote that we’re proud of. There are so many things by Cyriaque, Meredith, Robbie, Lauren, and all of the other io9ers that I would

Dutch Crunch bread or GTFO.

Anyone who hates their readers doesn’t deserve any.

Damn, Hello Kitty. Showing lots of midriff and where her kitty nipples should be. Dirty pussycat.

The company was already ordered by the FTC back in 2003 not to make bullshit health claims, but this most recent action against them shows that Viatek clearly didn’t learn its lesson. Viatek Consumer Products Group, Inc. and President Lou Lentine had to pay $300,000 in fines.

No I’m 42 from a country where Moffat does not appear on television on a regular basis. Aside from the names none of what you mention makes any sense. I simply asked for proof, like an actual example of how he’s a misogynist. As you can offer none I will take the recommendations of others and simply file your postings

That was Jolie for chrissakes.

Nope, we’re selling TAY to Nabisco.

My kid wants to see this. I feel the best strategy would be for us to uber to the movies, and I stuff 3 bladders of scotch into my pants? Is this okay for parents to do? I’ll assume the theater would understand.

I lost my best friend with shizophrenia to suicide and it was one of the worst things I ever read. If anyone ever said such things about her to me they’d get straight decked. The stigma is terrible. Love to your brother. Living with it takes immense strength so I know he’s strong. I couldn’t have hated it more.

I deal with some of these same people in the course of my job, and it’s absolutely nutty. We’re trying to currently convince a group of young men to please ACTUALLY FOLLOW THE TERMS OF YOUR CONTRACT.

Fuck going home with a bridesmaid. Last wedding I was in I wound up in bed with the pastor. She was also the groom’s sister. Beat that.

We like you when you’re angry.

Goddamn right. I love living in a part of the country where everyone knows “KFC” isn’t the stuff that comes in a bucket. BonChon4Life!

Cereal HOT TAEK.

I can tell you that Levis’ Stadium (since it’s mentioned here) is a wonderful stadium that was made in the most horrific, shit stained way possible. Objectively, there’s a lot to love, it has great views from almost all the seats, the concourse is spacious and there’s about a trillion flat screens everywhere.

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