It definitely was filmed partially on-site. When we went last October during Halloween weekend, we weren’t allowed to take photos of the inside of the house since Lionsgate apparently put out an NDA on the whole property until the release of the film.

I already have enough problems with my roommate’s needy cat, but I want the rent money.

I WILL EAT YOUR BONES AND HAUNT YOUR PROGENY

Maybe I’ll bring some Nikka Coffey Grain and some more Kavalan that I’ve been saving for a rainy month...

They came into being fully formed and already ranting, and shall go to their graves railing against the despots that dare to delete their spewed bile

I’ll burn your house down and pour Orphan Barrel over the ashes

Cornfielding a problematic troll/unrepentant asshole was one of my greatest pleasures.

i get free honey now whenever it dribbles out of my ears

I remember the comments section being such an inviting, open, and playfully banteriffic forum that it was a blast of refreshing geekdom in the face of what was already wearying internet toxicity.

Life’s good, been looking to advance my career, also my brain is full of bees

yes i can mimic a passable simulacra of subsistence

Seasoned by tears, marinated by fear.

IT’S A LOT OF FOOD COMA, OK

Oh, Kinja reveal....

I ate them

I almost set the kitchen on fire last night so clearly I am not ready for adulthood. Back to hot pockets it is!

I am going to compensate for the mental damage done by that article by adulting and cooking my own dinner tonight. (check yo emails jesus) (not literally jesus he uses snapchat)