I almost set the kitchen on fire last night so clearly I am not ready for adulthood. Back to hot pockets it is!
crashedpc /sarcasm
crashedpc
I am going to compensate for the mental damage done by that article by adulting and cooking my own dinner tonight. (check yo emails jesus) (not literally jesus he uses snapchat)
Her article over on NYMag reeks of the exact self-gratifying martyrdom as 90% of the IHTM columns. I want my five minutes back.
Both my Taiwanese parents hate him because he’s a garbage racist trashfire.
AND the San Tomas Aquino Trail reeks of putrid algae 9 months out of the year!
i’m fueled by the salty tears of confused commenters, madam
NO LONGER AVAILABLE FROM THIS SELLER
NO LONGER AVAILABLE FROM THIS SELLER
You ever have those days where you feel like nothing you do for the commenters ever works coz everything you do will piss someone off? Running an io9 commenter forum nearly drove me insane after six years, I don’t know how you folks do it.
Nowadays, it’s more like a dozen.
I passed the ownership hat on, but I’m still one of the mods there. Drop by! We’re friendly. Mostly. Usually. Sometimes.
You want a real horror movie...
Believe me, I know. I had to manually delete every single one of Mweyer’s posts because Kinja doesn’t have a “purge user” option.
To be fair, the decoupling had already occurred on Jezebel’s GroupThink a few months prior. The ODeck fiasco was unfortunately timed.
Wait till you try their beer brewed from yeast from their founder's beard. They try so damn hard.
*blows cash on lotto scratchers* INVESTMENTS
I'll ship the pony overnight via... express. You can feed her apples and calm her down and train her to be a bloodthirsty warrior that hates Mario with every fiber of her being.
Mario Lopez and pony will arrive in two separate shipments. How the trampling is conducted is in your hands.
Yeah, but no more Mondays.