Hahaha fantastically done, sir. I’m off set/spotty night tomorrow net so will do ASAP, you whiskey fueled pc!

As a reader it would have been io9 before it went to Gizmodo.

I was too paranoid to announce I got hired at Deadspin because of course I was gonna royally fuck it up right? It worked out. It’ll work out for you too.

I found this news article to be very informative, thank you. Refreshing to have a woman write for this website, imo.

Come out to plaaaaaaay

In fairness, we actually have pretty much eliminated nudity from Oppo. And have banned more people than I can count for acting stupid.

Lagunitas Little Sumpin’ Sumpin’

io9, probably

That’s what I kept saying, but my boss wasn’t buying it.

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I want to live in a post-web bubble crashing Bay Area.

This is going to be such a glorious shitshow.

Oh, wow. That’s so weird. I saw that guy in Vegas last night.

When the niners went 8-8 the front office was all over Harbaugh, making social media apologies to the fans. This year they’ve been, unsurprisingly, quiet.

The Tequila Merkin/Merlin is also fantastic. (I visited their brewery last weekend.)

I miss San Jose because there were at least a half dozen fantastic pho places near my house.

Not Captain America, but it’ll do.

I, for one, cannot wait to see how the announcers are going to make it through this without resorting to ludicrous amounts of alcohol or attempting suicide.

UGHHH, racist old lady, federal age limit for who can be a manager lady, lobster lady, skeletor...actually every single person who has ever been an asshole to a server/cashier/customer service person. I’ve had to suffer a variation of all these jackasses. A woman who I could not cash out because we had closed who…

One of my Indian buddies showed me this picture. I guess “Benchod” is a common insult in Hindi that means “Sister Fucker.” So, if you want to get past the ESPN censors, just cuss in a different language.