OH HEY CAN I HAVE AUTHORSHIP ON ODECK!?!??!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT ARE YOU INFERRING I’LL CUT YOU.

If anybody is curious, I am also WILLING to sign for 3/$53M with the Cavaliers.

There wasn’t an agenda; it’s just a story that I felt strongly enough about to rant like this. I make ugly things with wires, and have since I was a kid. That kid could have been me, if I was growing up where he was, in this time.

I missed you, you miserable shitehawk. You should start throwing in some eSports programming also - the League of Legends World Championships starts Oct. 1st, and I think there’s some MLG stuff happening as well.

I was legitimately one of the people who thought the nine game suspension was too extreme and the Niners should lock hook up for an extension. I was so wrong.

So true....sigh. It really sucks that he is throwing his life away, he is gunna end up killing someone, I mean, I fucking live in San Jose and Id be very pissed if a drunk Aldon smashed my truck leaving one of those parties.

San Jose is the safest big city in America. Aldon Smith is 80% of their crime

Turning beer into racecars... Skip Barber is a goddamn national hero.

1. Why do you hate the Patriots.

I’d like to be happy that some kind of justice is being done, but organizations like this attract corruption. Whoever runs the show will be offered millions to hold the World Cup in Sierra Leone or Honduras and some one will accept that influence. Odds are it will be back to business as usual in a few years.

Has that headline writer accepted the offer of a job at Deadspin yet? Or is the time difference giving you trouble getting in touch with him?

Jezebel and i09. Gawker, too, for their Deadspin aggregation.

Where are you guys located? It seems more than a few of you are in the DC area, which I find really cool for some reason, and I know Marchman is moving soon (God help you) per the podcast. Are the rest of you concentrated in one region, or are you spread out across the country?

This beer is excellent. Their Voodoo Maple Bacon Ale is shit in a hot pink bottle.

Nonsense. We are all just greedy quacks in league with the drug company and getting rich off ASP + 6. I am personally helping to hide several "cures" so that I can keep giving ineffectual or palliative treatment forever because God knows there is no way I could make money off an actual cure for cancer.

"I want you to form a fucking wall."

Those are seriously bullshit apples. This is such a food-dick thing to say, but apples are one of the foods with the biggest drop-off from farmer's market/orchard to regular grocery store, where they're all bred for size and color and stackability and durability.

On the contrary, your contributions would be 30% more valuable.