Damn, Hello Kitty. Showing lots of midriff and where her kitty nipples should be. Dirty pussycat.

That was Jolie for chrissakes.

Nope, we’re selling TAY to Nabisco.

I lost my best friend with shizophrenia to suicide and it was one of the worst things I ever read. If anyone ever said such things about her to me they’d get straight decked. The stigma is terrible. Love to your brother. Living with it takes immense strength so I know he’s strong. I couldn’t have hated it more.…

I deal with some of these same people in the course of my job, and it’s absolutely nutty. We’re trying to currently convince a group of young men to please ACTUALLY FOLLOW THE TERMS OF YOUR CONTRACT.

Fuck going home with a bridesmaid. Last wedding I was in I wound up in bed with the pastor. She was also the groom’s sister. Beat that.

Goddamn right. I love living in a part of the country where everyone knows “KFC” isn’t the stuff that comes in a bucket. BonChon4Life!

Cereal HOT TAEK.

I can tell you that Levis’ Stadium (since it’s mentioned here) is a wonderful stadium that was made in the most horrific, shit stained way possible. Objectively, there’s a lot to love, it has great views from almost all the seats, the concourse is spacious and there’s about a trillion flat screens everywhere.

The…

Hahaha fantastically done, sir. I’m off set/spotty night tomorrow net so will do ASAP, you whiskey fueled pc!

As a reader it would have been io9 before it went to Gizmodo.

I was too paranoid to announce I got hired at Deadspin because of course I was gonna royally fuck it up right? It worked out. It’ll work out for you too.

I found this news article to be very informative, thank you. Refreshing to have a woman write for this website, imo.

Come out to plaaaaaaay

In fairness, we actually have pretty much eliminated nudity from Oppo. And have banned more people than I can count for acting stupid.

Lagunitas Little Sumpin’ Sumpin’

io9, probably

That’s what I kept saying, but my boss wasn’t buying it.

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I want to live in a post-web bubble crashing Bay Area.