This is going to be such a glorious shitshow.

Oh, wow. That’s so weird. I saw that guy in Vegas last night.

When the niners went 8-8 the front office was all over Harbaugh, making social media apologies to the fans. This year they’ve been, unsurprisingly, quiet.

The Tequila Merkin/Merlin is also fantastic. (I visited their brewery last weekend.)

I miss San Jose because there were at least a half dozen fantastic pho places near my house.

Not Captain America, but it’ll do.

I, for one, cannot wait to see how the announcers are going to make it through this without resorting to ludicrous amounts of alcohol or attempting suicide.

UGHHH, racist old lady, federal age limit for who can be a manager lady, lobster lady, skeletor...actually every single person who has ever been an asshole to a server/cashier/customer service person. I’ve had to suffer a variation of all these jackasses. A woman who I could not cash out because we had closed who…

One of my Indian buddies showed me this picture. I guess “Benchod” is a common insult in Hindi that means “Sister Fucker.” So, if you want to get past the ESPN censors, just cuss in a different language.

OH HEY CAN I HAVE AUTHORSHIP ON ODECK!?!??!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT ARE YOU INFERRING I’LL CUT YOU.

If anybody is curious, I am also WILLING to sign for 3/$53M with the Cavaliers.

There wasn’t an agenda; it’s just a story that I felt strongly enough about to rant like this. I make ugly things with wires, and have since I was a kid. That kid could have been me, if I was growing up where he was, in this time.

I missed you, you miserable shitehawk. You should start throwing in some eSports programming also - the League of Legends World Championships starts Oct. 1st, and I think there’s some MLG stuff happening as well.

I was legitimately one of the people who thought the nine game suspension was too extreme and the Niners should lock hook up for an extension. I was so wrong.

So true....sigh. It really sucks that he is throwing his life away, he is gunna end up killing someone, I mean, I fucking live in San Jose and Id be very pissed if a drunk Aldon smashed my truck leaving one of those parties.

San Jose is the safest big city in America. Aldon Smith is 80% of their crime

Turning beer into racecars... Skip Barber is a goddamn national hero.

1. Why do you hate the Patriots.