Female ghosts are too hard to animate.

I'm really hoping "guy-themed" means lots of long, lingering shots of skyscrapers as the WeinerPuft Hot Dog Man walks between them, terrorizing the citizens of Dudeville, and the Ghostbusters whip out their long-shafted proton sticks (connected to the nuclear repository slung over their shoulders) and hose it down…

Actually, it's about ethics in supernatural entity capture and incarceration.

Oh this is so irritating on so many levels. It feels petty.

This beer is excellent. Their Voodoo Maple Bacon Ale is shit in a hot pink bottle.

Baron Harkonnen banned me from Arrakis for the same reason.

Oh god I really don't want to rehash it. Part of what I did was tell people's secrets, and I vowed never to do that again. So I am still keeping your fucking secrets, guys!

When I was in high school, I was shunned by everybody in my online community, though I wasn't outright banned. Everybody I knew changed their handles to say things like "AnnaleeSucks." I can't even remember the intricacies of what I did, but I was generally very naughty, so I'm sure it was mostly my fault. Being a…

The Devil went down to Devon. He was lookin' for a soul to steal.

Glad to see you're already putting that gif to good use!

Nonsense. We are all just greedy quacks in league with the drug company and getting rich off ASP + 6. I am personally helping to hide several "cures" so that I can keep giving ineffectual or palliative treatment forever because God knows there is no way I could make money off an actual cure for cancer.

He made one really excellent game years in 1989 and invented a genre and since then has coasted purely on his own hyping efforts. Even Fable, decent enough that it is, came nowhere near being the game that was promised. And I suspect it only turned out as well as it did because Molyneux had to answer to people. I…

I don't feel sad for Molyneux. He's incapable of admitting fault, and going by the stories told by his former employees, he's an absolutely terrible person to work for. The only people I feel sorry for are the foolish ones who gave money to his Kickstarter campaign thinking that Molyneux was capable of delivering on…

I think it's good to strive for internal consistency, but also to acknowledge that some stories are operating as metaphor as much as a literal reality. Alan Moore gets it. This is a good public service announcement.

Spins a web, any size, catches thieves and poisons them from the inside out, liquifying their guts over a period of 36 hours as they writhe in excruciating pain. Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man!

"I want you to form a fucking wall."

For sale: creepy old school, one careless owner. Excellent for horror movies, crime dramas, fetish photography. And maybe the scariest game of midnight hide & seek in the world.

And just to bring everybody down a little more, let's recall the line from "A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man": "Ireland is the old sow that eats her farrow."