Those are seriously bullshit apples. This is such a food-dick thing to say, but apples are one of the foods with the biggest drop-off from farmer's market/orchard to regular grocery store, where they're all bred for size and color and stackability and durability.

On the contrary, your contributions would be 30% more valuable.

And the post was removed! Oh, man, he should have made up a story that stood up to more than a couple of seconds of scrutiny.

They on rare occasions will bring a firkin or keg of it to a bar for a tap takeover or other event, so I have had it in Chicago. It is indeed really frigging good.

I've got to make it out there one day. I'll thank you to not mention this hypothetical Unfiltered DBA again until I do.

Grunting Works: playing tennis; lifting sandbags; removing stuck jar lids

I'll be frank: I've been doing a lot of the behind the scenes complaining about this from my end because that's the only thing I can do. As some of you might know, I started out as a mod and worked my way up. I've seen a lot of shit, even with the old system in place (and not just from one site - I modded all the…

Prior to Kinja, I headed the trollpatrol team for Jezebel, as many people here know. We dealt with rape gifs, violent pornography, racism, and harassment regularly, but there was a system in place with which to have it reported and dealt with. Banning didn't usually result in the same person immediately making a new…

I didn't realize that PG&E was operating in that region.

If it was KAOS they would have "missed it by that much."

This is especially cute because the place where troll posts went to die on Kotaku used to be called #TheCornfield.

The characters in GTA she refers to were supposed to be stereotypical, drug abusing, fame hungry child stars who think the Sun shine out of their own arse. There are no redeeming features in any of them whatsoever and were only designed to be an archtype.

Well, that's not exactly right. She pleaded that her company was so compartmentalized, so opaque, so bureaucratic, so institutionally confused that important information about an engineered part that was turning cars and airbags off before crashes did not make it to the engineering boss.

Good article, but I disagree with just a couple things. You seem to be treating 34.5 WAR as the "floor" over the life of the contract. Even calling it the "conservative" estimate. I think you got that by extending this year's ZIPS estimate and degrading performance in a pretty standard fashion. If so, I would not…

No, you're mistaken. This is a post about Drew's Bill of Men's Rights, not his constitution.

Remember: With rights come obligations. For instance, when rejected clearly and swiftly, you have an obligation to respect the decision. It is not the time to throw a hissy fit, call the woman names, or have a temper tantrum in the men's room, nor is it something to be waved off as a minor setback in your plans for…

Residents of Gilroy, CA don't get why you're making such a stink?

There is a super easy test to see if your team name is racist or not, would you ever use that word in general conversation or communication. In the Redskins case, OF COURSE NOT. Take any refernece to Native Americans or Indians (start with Daniel Snyders op-ed piece from the other day) and replace Native American with…