Bought my girlfriend an eBook version of Look to Windward. THIS WILL BE A DECIDING FACTOR

Don't worry about him anymore.

Supple? Like, they felt the wine and rubbed it on their faces, or what?

You shouldn't have tried to steal his lunch, then.

But you're riding a bicorn!

I think the conclusion from all of these replies to you is that your poop frequency is quite fascinating.

Came in just to throw up the horns \m/.

Literally half of my bookshelf is Culture novels. They're quite thick...

Cybersyphilis!

So he's in his midlife crisis phase. Maybe he'll exchange his bowcaster for something a little... bigger?

So would Chewie be all grey and stuff? Maybe a few bald patches?

Sigh... yes. Yes I do.

The tempura hands?

Machine Girl was such a ridiculous movie. I WILL SHOOT YOU WITH MY MACHINE GUN ARM UNTIL YOUR SCREAMING HEAD'S FLESH FLIES OFF BUT KEEPS SCREAMING ANYWAY

... I would watch that.

Sars Wars.

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOwheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I would love to see Star Wraps.

Not that I have EVER read ANY of the LHotP books, but Nellie was a straight up bitch.

Don't give them ideas, damnit!