Combined pet shop and car wash, please.

I knew it! It's all a viral marketing campaign by Coke! You can't fool me, Big Soda!

TIGER TIGER JACKPOT JACKPOT NECK NECK PLAIN PLAIN

One more goddamn ironic use of "jackpot" and I'm seriously going nuclear on this post.

Don't be sad

Well....

I think that was covered in the Woman of Kleenex bit.

"If it poops, we can kill it."

Bears

Yes, but does it have the prerequisite CW beefcake shots.

Gods, that town.

o_O San Jose? I might have to drop by then.

With great power comes great responsibility to beat the crap out of a beta product and post your findings since Steve the Gawker IT guy is constantly lurking on neOdeck.

We had an old email on file, apparently. Got no response when the golden ticket was sent, so it sat alone and abandoned, weeping for its fate.

I sent the info to the techs up top. Hopefully you'll be able to post soon.

I'm replying to an old post of yours so no one can see it, just yet anyway since neOdeck is beta testing. Email me your email; I'm @gmail.

We can dig up Carrie Fisher's career, too.

Speaking of names...

The jaws unhinnnnnnnnge

Man, I just noticed that. Well, we're still working out things, hence the lack of any public announcement. PLEASE TRY TO BREAK THE SYSTEM MORE, WE WELCOME IT.