Well, now I know why my local 99 Ranch calls them pig pizzles.

I remember bullies in middle school. Then I made friends with the metal shop teacher, and for some reason they stopped. I think it had something to do with the fact that he had a Civil War era musket that he let me use for a presentation once.

Never mind that, look at that keyboard! Wow!

I'll buy 10. Come to think of it, I've been commenting for 4 years...

Didn't even watch SM3. I don't know if I really missed anything.

Fridge is full up at the moment... have to make a BevMo run soon.

So jelly. I will drink my Sam Adams Winter brews

Grrrrrrrr

Hi Robert! I've watched Red Dwarf reruns since middle school, so it definitely was a huge part of my childhood. I'm curious if there will ever be a resolution to the missing Kochanski plotline? Almost every ep in season ten refers to looking for her, but so far zilch...

I saw First Class in the theater. It was enjoyable. I saw The Last Stand at home. I polished off a handle of Jack Daniels for that. That scene where *person* goes pop, I mean, holy shit, why.

And that food coloring will be more bourbon.

That makes me want to go out find all the volumes of the comics I missed back when I was in middle school. Man... the library had like three of them. I also racked up about $100 in fines because of them, because yeah.

I TRUSTED YOU, BRICKEN

Nice one.

"I don't know why they brought Stormtroopers to help rebuild the house. They keep missing the nails."

That already came out? Good gods.

This is starting to remind me of the Hellraiser series... when will we see Terminators in space?

... seems like our firewall has been breached.

Fan Fiction Friday has been transported from Topless Robot to here.

Damnit doctor