Oh, PBF. Such a great comic.

I know, I was just amusing myself at this point.

Also the chocolate tastes like tears and desperation.

Can you tell me why all the chocolate truffles I order online are always delivered half eaten and covered in smudged fingerprints?

Weewee the Pooh.

My job as a moderator on this site has prepared me for absolutely nothing.

hello hello hello

If someone named Cthulujones says it's dangerous for your sanity, I would believe him.

If he doesn't quote an Equilibrium lyric in 30 minutes he's dead to me. So dead, guys.

Yes, Mr. Bricken, but can you introduce me to balls out insane YT videos like Cyriaque did? CAN YOU??

In Social Mode he has a constant hologram projection in front of him with a real time Twitter feed and Facebook updates.

There are some things that just can't be erased from a man's mind.

I think this review is too short. That means that you have to stay here longer and write more, Cyriaque.

Seary-Yak. C'mon now.

EVERY DAY IS METAL DAY

I am not Paul Reiser.

Well. Judging from the replies I've received, most people are willing to overlook the *color*face aspect of the movie. That might not have been the main contributing factor, but it definitely made me not want to watch it.

I see. Well, Live and Let Die, I suppose.

TAKE YOUR VITAMINS!