Sigh... I grew up reading the Stainless Steel Rat series. RIP, Harry Harrison. You've taught me that being a thief is awesome.

Stop it both of you you're making me laugh blood

How old is Nessie now? Like... a century?

But how will the lotion stay put!

That's why I pre-poop everywhere in the morning.

THE HIPHOPIT

Man, I remember when Cinderella had a car in the movie. No, wait, no she didn't. Isn't this just throwing Disney princesses into modern day TMZ scenes?

If you have to get inside of it every time you use it, does that count?

This gif is forever.

Uggggggggggh

Need more bendy spines

Not enough pouches.

What's going on? I said hayyyaaayyyayyy

Those assless chaps that arrived last week weren't for you, I'm afraid...

And boy howdy, do we goof off.

This... this makes you so much more human. Thanks.

Cop a squat, cop a squat, Lobo gonna go and cop a squat.

And now it has come full circle.

Mind. Blown.

Would the God Particle make you fetch it?