But what if the goatee itself is like, unobservable, man.

HELLO THIS IS GOD

Nope, but a_blackpanther added it to me avatar!

So we don't know if this is the God or Dog Particle yet.

Don't let them near your speeder.

*golf clap* Alright! We're done here, time to go home and drink.

Demon Fruit! Devil's Pastries! Cthulhu Cranberries! Shoggoth Surprise!

... It's like I don't even KNOW you.

That's weird, how did you know what I had for lunch yesterday?

They're everywhere in San Diego! And in NorCal, some places if you look hard enough!

Fries covered in carne asada! Mmmmm

It's got... stripes and everything!

That's sadly correct. Gently boiled butter is still ok, though. Makes a great soup.

Carne Asada fries. You know you want 'em.

When I'm hungry I drink whiskey. Next thing you know it's the next morning!

You know what's better? Hamburgers with donut buns.

I'll keep that in mind. What a freakin mess.

My condolences. How did things turn out afterward?

"Aaaaand over the railing we go!"

I donno, how many people can one person feed?