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Mmm... I could really use a boba tea right now.

I can use rusty knuckles rubbed in lye still, right?

"Meat mushrooms", eh? Does it go well with sausage and... and... shit, I donno anymore.

I can't eat lunch anymore my sides hurt too much

Man, that guy almost made me stop watching Soul Eater.

Ok, enough nastiness. Discussion good. Name calling bad.

I just want to make sure I don't poop in a haunted bidet or something.

Was he a g-g-g-g-g-g-ghost??

I hated those Ghostfacers guys, which was probably the point, but I did love how Sam and Dean were bleeped out constantly, which made me realize that in the rest of the series, they never actually swear.

Bah. I grew up and live in San Jose and I STILL haven't gone yet. I should go look up ticket prices. Also, are there a lot of toilets in there?

Nah, it has the Counter and they have Full Boar on tap, so it can't be a bad thing.

... I think talking like that requires a lot more thought and effort.

Alright, I thought we already established that Twilight bashing was passe.

Well holy shit. The thousand yard stare. The weirdly proportioned heads. The lady with the pigs.

Yes I know, but I really wish he had said that instead.

"What I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you." ?

Nope. You have to put spoilers in a reply to your disclaimer saying it's a spoiler.

So... you're the wind that broke out? No wonder it smells around here.

Wait, how did he escape?

They can just keep airing stuff on the last days of the Third Reich or maybe some Atlantis theories and no one would be the wiser.