I tasted fuchsia yesterday. It was like eating a prism.

Well. Err. OH YEAH? I'm building a rocket ship so I can go mine for space minerals, THEN we'll see what's up, you.. you... cool person.. you...

Don't forget weird and strange bacteria in your unsanitized food!

Stand back, it's going to fire its missiles!!

I'M A PEOPLE PERSON, DAMNIT.

That reminds me. Maybe I'll wear the nametags from all the past meetups. Because flair.

SO WILL RUTHLESS, ERIDANI, AND I

"Might", me arse.

No one knows anybody until they meet them!

The loud, drunk moderators will be your indication.

If you head out now you can probably make it.

I and several Very Special Out Of Town Mods will be there too, so y'all better show up.

You laugh at SkyMall, but my giant stone squatting sumo lawn decoration has been scaring away errant gnomes for years.

This is true. I eat yogurt everyday and I have become a mouse.

"Anyway, I am quite hairy down there and my snippet valve looks like Brian May's plughole so eventually the Barber said he could no longer perform the task for me. He also said that looking up my whizzer every Saturday at 11:30 put him off his lunch, as he usually has toad-in-the-hole followed by chocolate-coated…

But look at that magnificent beard and mustache.

Poop. It's made out of flakes of poop.

Annalee, your hair seems to have renewed its crimson splendor.

... that kitten is not laughing. It is quite displeased.

Nice to see both sides of the issue. And on that note, GO TRITONS!