Things have more importance when you know you're not going to be around forever to enjoy them. I think that's what I learned from my philosophy classes.

How is super babby formed?

FIVE-STAKE RESORT? HNNNNNNNGH THAT'S GOING TO GIVE ME A RAGE ANEURYSM.

OOHHH NOOOOOO

It's a good thing my Twitter account is only used for food porn and celebrity stalking anyway.

I almost expected to see a Guybrush Threepwood joke in there somewhere.

Kids just don't appreciate the finer things in life, you know?

But what is on his butt and back? This is important.

That doesn't exist. Stop photoshopping things.

I... but... err... grunt. *mushes keyboard*

Jaundice is no laughing matter, Esther.

Can we use pickled daikons? I prefer a more neutral color temperature.

Man, these are gonna be some great Foursquare check-ins.

Oh goody, I can queue this one up right after I'm done with Aloha from Hell.

This is one of the best things I have ever read ever.

Haha! Claymation makes everything fun.

THEY'RE WADDLING. OH GODS, THEY'RE WADDLING.

I donno, with that low of a budget they might need to get a Chinese knockoff Ouija board...

*craps self* I'M NO GOOD AT TESTS, DAMNIT.

YEAH! GO TRITONS!