The Last Exorcism 2: Last Harder

I think he played some old guy named Harry Brown? That was badass. But nah, too old, no way.

Would you like some apple pie?

Everything by Picasso now has a photo of Kim Kardashian slapped on it. It makes just as much sense, really.

I knew crotchrot would be the end of modern society.

You'd think someone THAT green would have been eating more veggies or something.

They don't taste as good as cauliflowers, though.

And this is why holodecks should never be invented.

Lordy lord, it's like the concept of sarcasm is completely lost today.

A cookie a day.

Dancing shoes! DANCING SHOES! DANCE TILL YOU DROP DEAD

Ma'am, your arms are exposed to space. Wearing a helmet does fuckall when your arms are boiling away.

Please don't spear cancer, this will result much collateral damage.

How does Ugg propose to hunt cancer?

Dookies? Pookies? Butt fudge brownies?

And let's not forget the more potent, Internet version of #1 - Obvious News is Obvious, aka "Slow News Day?"

Oooh! This is like that poop meat story from Japan, right?

Penis penis penis penis.

So Monty Python skits ARE real, then.

Obviously he was just dicking around with the students.