Bananas and lathes both like to go ice skating.

Look at me, I have credentials in porn!

Gross is right.

Alien Resurrection doesn't exist. Doesn't. Exist! *curls up*

They LOOK quiet on the outside...

Mmmm.. butterfish... so delicious, sashimi or otherwise.

I clicked on this article expecting boobs, and I was not really disappointed, so I'm feeling kind of confused right now.

Was not aware that there was a time limit on sci-fi and fantasy.

Both of you calm down and play nice.

The. Larch. The. Larch.

I saw an inverted dolphin.

Wait, are we still talking about food anymore?

I keep thinking of The Hof instead of Hof.

SO many goats, guys.

If only they incorporated a vibrating function, then the poop would just be shaken off.

Oh gods now I have "So fresh and so clean clean" in my head again.

It's because the clothing is alive and will shriek if you try to wash them.

Because damnit it has a "super" prefix, nothing with a "super" prefix is supposed to be useless.

CAUTION: RANDOM DANGER NOOKIE AHEAD. KEEP PANTS TIGHTLY LOCKED AT ALL TIMES.

*explosions in the background* We're gonna need more cough syrup.