Wait, what's conditioner? Is that something that tempers the shampoo while it simmers?

Whoa whoa whoa, remember, you can't Narnia too many times a month otherwise your health will be affected.

[www.cracked.com]

Stop, I haven't stop snickering since yesterday.

We chuggin, rollin' on dubs...

I'm sorry, I couldn't get past butt-chugging, because I am still laughing. Also, I am five years old.

Weird. Every time I put something in MY fridge, it decays at an accelerated rate.

Morbid, and concise!

Bat Potties? With Bat TP and Bat Soap and Bat Toilet Seat Covers!

Yeah. BART time.

Yes.

Because we've lost too many scientists trying to harvest the ants as it is.

There's gold in them thar space hills!

We'll mail the other one to you in the past. Just look out for it.

OH DAMNIT IT'S IN MY HEAD

Dressing up taxidermied squirrels in little corsets.

Civil war!

"Was ist DAS?"

Hahahaha

*waves banhammer around* Rattle rattle!