Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they stink. And some people have a sackful of backup assholes in their closet.

I can always re-read Needful Things.

IT'S HIM! GET HIM, JOES!

No, Ash! Ambiguity will destroy us all!

Ha ha! Whatta dick!

Hahahha, what the fruck? That is sweet.

He's actually kinda cute, isn't he?

Airsoft...? We were supposed to use those?

*golf clap*

Plausible denial. "We don't show Science Fiction! Where is THAT in our name?"

Fucking saving this picture SO HARD right now.

RAGE! RAGE! A HANDFUL OF SCREENSHOTS IS ALL I NEED TO JUDGE A TWO HOUR MOVIE!

Mushroom mushroom mushroom.

Well, flush that remedy down the toilet.

*slap* Shake out of it, man!

*rimshot*

Great! Have a shot of Eagle Rare. It's my favorite bourbon.

Oh Michael Bay, too busy blowing things up to respond in a timely fashion?

Braaaaaaaaaaaak you did a book review!

Let's just go about our merry way and pretend this movie never happened. MAN, WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT IF THEY DID A SMURF MOVIE? AND DID IT WELL?