Ugh. (People who swore to never watch this movie: Kids that dragged their parents along) = 1:4, I'm guessing. All about the bottom line!

Pretty sure the review was ripping on the movie.

I usually use "motherfruitcake" and "son of a biscuit" nowadays. It helps, plus it diffuses any sort of tension in a particularly heated argument.

"Mental note: Use leather cleaner AFTER breaking the Bat. Damn pee stains."

I dunno, I watched tv for three years straight while cross-eyed, and now Azathoth is my master.

Should have gone the Stephen King route and had killer frogs that actually bit.

Pantlessness helps as well.

The difference is, this time I'll let them escape.

I'd do it if I wasn't on the West Coast. I'll just have to host my own impromptu "chase screaming humans down the street" race, then.

T-T-T-T-T-TURBO BUTTON

Sure looks like it, doesn't it?

Don't see it copy pasted directly from the source...

Too many goddamn 60's Spiderman images to pick from. I'm just gonna give up and cackle to myself in the corner.

Party pooper.

I like how your username and comment both involve Dustin Hoffman.

From what? The source article?

I want that Dalek. Now.

BZzzzZZZZBZzzbZZZ!!!! *flies into wall, tries to make honey with a drainpipe*

Gravybees need to exist. Their combs would look like little gravyboats.

You did. Multiple times.