Blah. Hunger.

Don't be an ass yourself.

What

Crash's Law - Internet is srs bizness.

heehee

I love those ads on the sides of buses that I've seen... "WARNING DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THEIR CUTENESS."

Isn't he GREAT???

Deadpool is sorta nebulous as a superhero, though.

"Handheld video recording devices don't exist, right?"

I will unleash my inner anti-beaver and not give a dam.

Here's your one way ticket, Gallifreyan.

I am, smellin like the rose that somebody gave me on my birthday death bed.

AAAAAAHAHHAHA WHAT

Silverfish...

Or a cheetah and lion got really fuckin wasted one fateful night.

Litah? Chion?

... sigh.

I will murder you with a spork.

I am for some reason now eliciting panicshrieks.

Wait, does that mean you'd be... monopolizing the service? *takes out banscythe*