Quick, go grab lunch!

... haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarggg...

Good gods, Doctor Who is a much stronger influence than I had ever imagined/dared hoped for.

Thanks, you owe me a week of sleepless nights.

Do I sense some Heroes flashbacks here, in terms of PTSD recaps?

*golf clap*

But I like movies where the characters look like blank eyed demons wearing skinsuits doing a grotesque parody of humanity.

Better than doo doo butter.

I spit napalm and punch with shadow puppets.

My fists and napalm do the talking.

... ffs.

Huh. Guess this'll be the perfect loud dumb action date movie I've been searching for.

Icy, icy, frozen rocks.

WATCH OUT, IT'S KING KLOWN

Say hello to your mother for me.

If you don't, then you get that hilarious tune when you die on spikes. Wah wah wah waaaaaaaaah.

You'd think they do SOME research in behavioral patterns if they went through the trouble of translating...

No, damnit, make a Commander Keen movie. It'll be 90 minutes of a kid being hit by rocks and giant red smiley balls.

Jill of the Jungle! I haven't heard that one in AGES. *sits down quickly*

*throws hands in the air*