And if they do another first person POV scene, boy howdy, imagine if there were Cacodemons!

Oh, it's like that photo of a hipster wearing a shirt with his face on it. In other words, I want to punch it in the face.

*pat pat* It's going to be alright.

Fookin love the Lazy Guns.

I can scream Tekeli-li really, really loudly. And in various pitches of insanity.

So there's going to be plenty of screwdriver shivving and scalpel stabbing, right?

Shite. I'll volunteer for a shoggoth role if I get to wear the slobbery tentacle costume.

Mm. Good enough for a quick read. I liked the sequel a lot more, though. More fleshed out characters, etc.

Sigh. Dumpster diving it is, then.

No WONDER the frog can never reach the finish line!

I only use nitrogen harvested from plant root nodules.

What, you mean humans aren't supposed to have 18-packs?

I have no idea. I was on the computer playing Quake 2 on my english teacher's comp during break and lunches.

After reviewing the Terminator Salvation novelization by Alan Dean Foster, I think this study is already in the works...

Well, in that case. GO GO GRANDPA

I spit on my monitor with that one.

That sounds like the name of a horrible band. The Frey's Factory Farm Experiment, or The Triple F for short.

Maybe The Eagle instead? Unknown might be a fun discount theater title. Taken was similar popcorn fare.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

But it Doesn't Deserve Any Better.