Same. We want to try new places in the area, especially if they managed to survive the pandemic, but it’s so hard to get a reservation that we end up at the same old bar for date night because we know that we can walk in a get a table.

Go be a cunt somewhere else, universalamander.

Nintendo: “Every Zelda game moving forward is going to be a reskin of BoTW!”

On that note, I’m going to pre-emptively tell universalamander to go be a cunt somewhere else.

Go be a cunt somewhere else, universalamander.

Months before an election no less. Because what could possibly go wrong with giving assholes a bullhorn?

I remember when Cedar Fair closed their parks for the first half of 2020 (because you know, global pandemic will do that), and as compensation the company extended all season passes through the 2021 season. That wasn’t good enough for some Karen who wanted a refund for the couple months she couldn’t visit and decided…

Don't be a cunt, Ralph.

I went to Chipotle this week for the first time since the pandemic, and my god is it an absolutely abysmal experience. 45 minutes to get a basic salad at off hours. Everyone in front of me was trying to “hack” the menu and make substitutions or tack on extras to try and stretch a buck. One guy had his phone out and…

He could spend the rest of his life sucking dick in a back alley for spare change and he’d still have it better than he deserves.

Meanwhile if I need to re-up a prescription for bipolar meds I can set up a tele-conference with my doctor, confirm I’m not dead, said doctor sends a script directly to my insurance’s mail-order system within five minutes, and I have pills in-hand within a couple days. Because the priorities in this country make so…

I’d love it if Junji Ito was the mentor character. Just this demure, unassuming guy spouting the most fucked-up things you can imagine.

Mickey Rooney died in 2014.

I’ll believe it when I see it. Disney also announced a third gate in California this year, and I don’t know if they have the cash on hand to finance two big park projects at once (or deal with current interest rates). After the last couple of “massive renovations” at the parks that took ages to complete and only…

I'm sure the dozens of cryptobros will make a biggly dent in the November elections.

“Yes, I’m a walking HR nightmare. Now pay me $56 billion dollars.” -Elon Musk

That’s the rub, right? For every mistake that you leave in after proofreading you lose marks and sound less intelligent, but if you do your job right then the whole thing gets thrown for being computer generated. At this rate all written work will sound like Idiocracy in a couple years, where it’s just a series of…

I’m so glad I’m not in school anymore. My professional writing style is way too close to what these language models come up with, so I’m sure most of my papers would get immediately flagged by these anti-AI tools. Nothing like spending hours on report only to immediately fail because you sound too much like ChatGPT.