The One Piece and (3 out of 4) Rurouni Kenshin live action adaptations were pretty good, but those seem to be large outliers.

At least with Power Rangers at Hasbro it’s a bunch of things all happening at once.

“bUt ElOn SoLvEd ThE bOt IsSuE"

Go be a cunt somewhere else, universalamander.

Over/under that he’s about to announce the “Muskphone” as a “competitor” to Apple, and said phone will markets itself as “anti-woke” and all employees are required to purchase at full MSRP?

With the number of Star Wars games that end up as vaporware, I’m not going to believe this exists until the finally releases.

Hey universalamander, go be a cunt somewhere else.

Go be a cunt somewhere else, universalamander.

This looks like a movie I'll stream two years after it flops, when I have the house to myself, zero chores, and a six pack of beer that's about to skunk.

*sigh*
They’re trying to juice the books, aren’t they. Between this and the crackdown on the food court, I’m guessing the end of the fiscal year isn’t looking good so the execs are jacking up the stock price before they bail.

Watch, they’ll add it as a category and it’ll be dominated by nothing but war biopics, because historical dramas rank second only to movies about the movie industry in the list of things the Academy gushes over.

Go be a cunt somewhere else, universalamander.

The guy actively tried to get his second-in-command killed by an angry mob, not to mention everybody else in his orbit that he’s left to rot once they’re no longer in his good graces, and people still cozy up to Trump thinking that maybe they’ll be the one to survive unscathed.

Even in The Last Jedi, Rose goes out of her way to show that an entire planet of excess is supported by slavery and... does nothing about it. That was probably the most that Star Wars has done to explicitly address the topic and it was virtue signaling.

Star Wars can’t even seem to grapple with the moral quandary of fleshy, breathing slaves when it comes up in every movie. Every time they just handwave it away with “it’s better than dying” or “it works, don’t question it.” At that point the question of whether a toaster feels pain would be a massive leap forward.

Xi Jinping would nut himself to death if he could get the Belt and Road Initiative on US soil.

Don’t be a cunt, tomatofacial.

Go be a cunt somewhere else, universalamander.

Go be a cunt somewhere else, universalamander.