I’ve had to rent a vehicle from a couple local places for various reasons and it’s always been a breeze and zero hassle. “It’s this much for the weekend, top it off before you drop it off. Hell, take it to the carwash on us if you want. We’ll give you a lift home afterwards.” Probably the whole “don’t shit where you…

I could list any one of the Chinese EVs, but I’ll go with the AITO M5 as the poster child of everything wrong with that market simply because it had a short-lived crossover with Huawei. Yeah, the cell phone company. Because China wanted a rival the never-released Apple car, so they slapped the branding onto an already…

Yep, had to deal with this today. Somebody parked their for-sale car in the parking lot right by the road that leads into the plaza... blocking all visibility to said road from said parking lot. Needless to say it was *real* fun trying to figure out if it was safe to pull out.

Oh it gets better; The uniform for Sheetz’s end-route truckers is a t-shirt with “Truck Yeah!” emblazoned on the front. The company’s branding is on point.

Does Twitter’s Marketing department still auto-reply to any email with a poop emoji?

It was already bad enough twenty-odd years ago when I was working delivery, so I can only imagine what it’s like now. I’d do the bare minimum full shifts the job required (because I’d end up losing money on gas from a full shift), then do the “pharma girl” rush five times a week. Clock in, drop off a $500 bribe order t…

“Everything’s going to shit! I was on hour five of abusing the free refills on coffee down at the diner and I saw someone I don’t know pull up at the intersection. And they were black! They’re gonna be overrunning the place in no time! I’m gonna call Sheriff Lynch and tell him to start patrolling better or else he’s…

I mean, we can do some napkin math based on voting trends. Based on the recent primaries I’d say the “never-Trumpers” are 20-30% of GOP voters. We can probably extrapolate the never-Trump crowd are traditional “fiscal Conservatives,” so you’re looking at ~75% of the GOP that’s driven primarily by grievance politics.…

At this point it’s 50/50. The GOP spent the last 30 years pivoting their platform to appeal to white trash, and now we’re starting to see the loudest, dumbest people starting to helm the party as a result.

Having cruised a couple times, you don’t have to depart the ship when it docks at a port. In fact if you don’t depart you basically have the entire ship to yourself for the better part of the morning and afternoon (they do close some amenities like bars due to low attendance). If all you want to do is lounge by the…

I’d argue that the egg and football are perfect, the pumpkin and heart are close seconds, and all other Reese’s shapes and sizes are leagues inferior. The egg is the perfect ratio of peanut butter to chocolate without the pesky hard chocolate edges of the cup or other designs. The tree can be hit or miss on how…

If Trump loses in November I’m like 70% sure his scheme will end with a missile fired from a F-22 somewhere over the Atlantic while he was fleeing to Russia, because there’s no way every three-letter government agency is going to let him escape with a brain full of state secrets.

Probably doesn’t help that Hasbro gutted WotC so there’s nobody to sign off on any new D&D tie-ins. Pretty sure Vincke has gone on record saying that everyone he worked with at Wizards for BG3 is gone.

Why go that route with the site when GameFAQs and IGN have been doing guides for years? The site’s infrastructure doesn’t even support a guide format. You’re really going to make a slideshow for each game’s tips? Fuck right out of here.

The Grilled Cheese burrito was the best thing Taco Bell has had on the menu in years. You just need to know what you’re getting into.

Don’t be a cunt, earlyberddd.

Yeah, the Cavs Box has been a thing since 2018-ish? We used to order them all the time because it was a one-line order that could feed the entire family and then some. Not so much anymore, since we avoid McDonalds except on road trips and the app has better discounts anyways.

So it’s basically the new 11'8"?

I never show my membership card when I enter Sam’s Club. Irks the greeters but what are they going to do? I figure if you didn’t have a card you could just buy one at checkout with an email address and finish the account setup later, so what’s the point besides giving petty octogenarians a reason to feel important. It’…

I don’t think Pizza Hut can even afford to be giving away free grease these days.