Nah man, this is Bishop Sankey’s year

Denver celebrating Peyton Manning like the second coming/going of John Elway because the media says so is one of the more precious things I’ve seen in a while.

Only an asshole would complain about shortcuts and say U instead of YOU.

Straight Up.

“Serge Ibaka is one of the best defenders in the NBA...”

He won’t, because he’s a faggot.

Felix “Pewdiepie” Kjellberg also played the game, and he did not like it at all.

Felix “Pewdiepie” Kjellberg also played the game, and he did not like it at all.

Super powers may be an exaggeration, but I watched the game last night and noticed a vast deferens in his abilities.

Poor Dana looking to bury himself after tonight

I had the most satisfying MMO experience in a while on Black Desert yesterday. I was questing in the third town (I forget what it is called, Velia?), and there’s a ferry that docks there every now and again. At a certain point curiosity got the better of me, and I decided to hop on.

Pressing q, I sat my character down…

Here’s another simplistic stat.

He’s a prolific volume shooter who does nothing but volume shoot. That’s great to put up 26 ppg but doesn't exactly raise the other boats with the tide.

Damn, Redford.

Ok...this is some really bad analysis.

Just get him on some blood thinners, it'll stomp that problem right out.

Has anyone considered just asking the Warriors to chill the fuck out?

No athletic scholarships in the Ivy League, champ.

Soooo, anyone that only plays fighting games is not a gamer? Anyone that only plays RPGs is not a gamer? Someone that only plays action platformers is not a gamer? FPSes? RTSes? MMOs? We’re being awfully exclusionary here.

No, no, you’re right, it’s not elitism, it’s being a goddamn hipster. As a gamer of 35+ years to another self-proclaimed ‘gamer’, quit being an asshat. The soccer mom that puts in time to master her favorite cell phone game is no different from the console tourney player that plugs in their hours.

Thanks for letting me know i’m a “casual” for playing sports games. I thought my love of MMO’s, RPG’s, FPS, and in general all things video games made me a “gamer” but nice to know that the fact I like NBA2k, NHL and FIFA makes me a “casual” right up there with candy crush players.