cranky-messiah
cranky-messiah
cranky-messiah

Eh, late to the party again, Bill. I was telling my friend, The Slush, just last month during out weekly poker game about the KD-to-Boston rumors that I made up on the spot.

Weird, because I read the article he was whining about, and I don’t see KD talking about loving Boston.

Absolutely not...it is Simmons once again being a douche by pretending that the painfully obvious (every NBA team would like Durant) is somehow a thing he has a claim to. What was Durant going to say “Sorry, Boston is a shithole and I will never ever play there?” contrary to what every free agent in history does (aka

“No talking about the Wizards. Don’t do it! I’m watching your ass.”

Please don’t just troll and run, explain in human words how in the piss-soaked hell you think Rubio was going to beat Clinton when he can’t even beat an irradiated Muppet who talks like a Speak and Spell that fucked a Tony Robbins book.

I’m not sure what you’re trying to communicate, exactly, but news sites cover Marco Rubio because he was until very recently running for President of the United States.

Look everyone, an actual Marco Rubio fanboy! They do exist! O an he mad!

I don't know what you're talking about. So far as I can tell this is the first thing we have ever published about Marco Rubio.

“Is it because you know he would have waxed the woman you’ll all end up voting for?”

The son of immigrants, who sniveled his way to some prominence, only to to be smashed under the slanderous bootheel of a billionaire.
He really lived the American Dream to its fullest.

...“you’re not that good” is an incredibly weak insult.

It is childish to have a particular taste? I love this new line of thinking on the internet: “your opinion is different, and therefore must be ridiculed and dragged through the mud.”

Seriously, I don’t understand your argument here. They DO get to decide what happens to it: they can decide NOT to buy it. The real

What's important right now is the impact that a forcible rape has on the long term reputation of the Michigan State basketball program. Thank you for bringing the proper perspective.

It’s no Fab Five scandal? Jesus dude. He raped someone. It’s far worse than a bunch of recruits getting paid and partying with boosters.

Now playing

This is generally considered the best explanation.

There isn’t enough Busch Light in the world to make me understand what people get out of watching wrestling.

Yeah, for all those kayak/surfing competitions in DC...

Because people are going to pay to kayak a moat on any of those days?

It’s a bit strange to call someone a prodigy for a game that has been released two years ago. It’s not like he is facing and beating people more experienced than him.

oh hai Sun! my you’ve grown