A) Deadspin has never run any other articles on Rubio that I can recall.

AndySitzer woke with one goal in mind: how could he make himself look as embarrassingly stupid and painfully oblivious as humanly possible? How could he make himself into a complete joke? It was no easy task; the internet was often a vast sea of stupidity, making it very hard to stand out from the crowd. All seemed…

“’What the fans decide’ isn’t relevant” is one of the dumber things I’ve read online in a while. Congratulations.

Yes, you fucking dolt. And I repeat: do you have any reading comprehension? Let’s try this:

I’m having trouble figuring something out, perhaps you can help me:

So...not only are you too fucking stupid to realize that he made that stuff up in spite of him saying so repeatedly, but you also repeated them in other comments as if they were facts, THEN you talked shit on people for “know(ing) nothing” by using these made up facts as evidence that they were wrong....and then you…

What a jackass. You’re repeating things that somebody explicitly stated are made up and have no basis in reality as if they are established facts. Not sure if you’re purposely lying, or just really stupid.

Sigh....

You seem like you watch very little to no basketball.

No. And neither are video games.

But yours was just a terrible joke. Mine served a purpose; telling you how terrible your joke was.

The fact that you actually took this much time and effort for such an unbelievably stupid, obvious, cliched joke is almost impressive in its sheer stupidity.

....what?

I’ll think about it.

Is the measure of quality how well you do solely against the Bulls? As opposed to, you know...the fact that the Raptors have a better record than Chicago?

You’ve given this entirely too much thought for something that has no chance in hell of happening.

You say that as if he wouldn’t have been drafted at a otherwise. Which is silly..

No. You’ve obviously never played Rogue Legacy, so I’m not certain why you’re commenting. The funds are not immediately available; you can’t spend anything until after you die.

You didn’t bother to actually finish reading his comment, did you?

That would be a valid argument if every player who didn’t get up from a hit had the exact same injury as Lockette. But they dont. So, it’s a very stupid argument.