Herzog narrating a documentary about Disneyland sounds amazing.

Does this mean Paul Rudd is the clone Herzog has been carefully grooming to inhabit when his spirit flees his original body?

Holy shit, he looks Paul Rudd there - WE MUST USE THIS INFORMATION WISELY.

Wait, that’s not who the movie’s about?

Maybe he was thinking of Klaus Barbie, The Butcher of Lyon.

“I’ve seen it on the set and it is heartbreaking. It is heartbreakingly beautiful... It’s a phenomenal technical achievement.”

Well I’m from Hamburg, and I’ve never heard anyone call Barbie “Sheer Hell”.

Robbie always says it’s full of erotic elements. I don’t see it so much as erotic. I see it more full of obscenity. It’s just - Barbieland is vile and base. I wouldn’t see anything erotical here.

“And though something deep inside of me wishes to revolt against it...this is how I’d like to remember Barbie...on the battlefield of life itself”.

I read this a few weeks ago. If you haven’t yet do yourself a favor and check it out. Especially the audio version since he reads it himself. Maybe my favorite thing he’s ever done.

If there is a God, then He created Barbieland out of anger. The dream houses portend nightmares and agony. In Weird Barbie’s eyes I see only a blank stare that speaks of a half-bored interest in fashion.

but beloved IP isn’t a guarantee of a big audience: just look at Prime Video’s Lord Of The Rings series, the foremost (read: most expensive) flop in a long list of failed spin-off, reboot, remake, and live-action adaptation experiments.

That isn’t even his final form!

Zaslav is spelled correctly throughout the article, making the fact that the headline spells it Zazlov all the more glaring.

Is this because he was way hetero?

Would’ve been nice if they had let McCoy pay his respects to the Claire Kincaid Memorial Speedbump one last time...

Tomorrow’s headline: “Sam Waterston joins cast of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit”

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