The monkeys do not “do it.”  They make a the love!

Southland Tales is my go-to July 4th movie since it’s set during the holiday. 

They say the fucking smog is the fucking reason you have such beautiful fucking sunsets.

Hamm!

Yeah, I kept expecting that to get mentioned in the article.  

The 3/5th Clause was invented to dilute the South’s power in the federal government, not to strengthen their ability to block anti-slavery legislation. The South wanted slaves to count as full people for apportionment purposes, which would have given them more House seats and Electoral College votes.  

It’s a shame how few of the writers here have more than a surface-level knowledge about, or interest in, pop culture. If it wasn’t trending on Twitter today, they don’t know it and they don’t care to know it.

The Towering Inferno is its own kind of classic.

I disagree, but I’ll bring your response out of the greys.

Marx and Engles weren’t proletariat. Marxism and communism has always been about the bourgeoisie telling the backward, ignorant proletariat what is good for them.

Yeah, I enjoyed how everything didn’t wrap up neatly. It didn’t feel sloppy to me; felt deliberately ambiguous. Even the Dorset side mission where you can learn that NightCorp is probably behind the mind control doesn’t fully explain why.

I never played the Cyberpunk RPG and not much exposure to the genre beyond Johnny Mnemonic, so the story and setting worked for me.   Especially for a big open worldish game, I thought the writing was good.  

Have you played Cyberpunk? It’s a great game with some screwy glitches and it doesn’t play well on older consoles. Bad rollout that led to bad press, and now constant repetition on Gawker sites that it’s a bad game because it’s easy to just keep repeating it (until the wave of articles in a year or two reevaluating…

I really miss that caliber of prose on this site.  

A fellow Cautionary Tales fan?

I’m with Steak-ums because science is a liar....sometimes.

This sounds like the old Adult Swim infomercial:

“friendship with fellow Justice Samuel Alito.”  Maybe she was friends with Alito, too, but I think you mean Scalia here.  

No, the pink color comes from the diamond’s diet of shrimp.

WRONG SABRINA DIED!