Nagnostic Burgers

For those that are curious, HBO Max will also have:

He couldn’t see that part of the post because it was under the cloud cover.

I bet that priest and Folk were both really praying for a touchdown there.

Whatevski bitchniks, I’d parkour the fuck outta that pig skillet.

You’re giving instructions to adults the internet on how they should spend their money. If I want to mainline heroin straight into my eyeball, you’re the least likely person to convince me not to.

Ballistic missile submarines are far more expensive than the land based nuclear missiles, plus only about a third to half of the ballistic missile sub fleet is available to be at sea at any given time. In contrast, the land based missiles are nearly 100% available almost all the time and are far cheaper. The whole…

No, but I can imagine picking up an STI in a gold-digging bimbo.

I don’t have this on my Amazon Basics backpack. I feel out of the loop.

It seems like Jalopnik has become an echo chamber for political views that ignore both sides of an argument and agree with whatever MSNBC said this morning. I liked it more when it was about cars. I’ll take my clicks elsewhere so someone else can make their fractions of a penny on my viewership.

There was an underlying bias and clear disagreement with Musk’s statements throughout your exchange, to me it read as if it was titled “We talked to Elon Musk and he’s full of shit”.

you’re the larry the cable guy of deadspin commenting, I hate accidentally reading your quips. where did mattingly’s sidburns go?

Format once in a while is a much better solution to these kind of problem.

When you enter a URL—such as www.Gizmodo.com—your browser starts trying to figure out where that website is by pinging a serious of servers. It’s very detailed, and we won’t bore you with the complete chain of events. There are resolving name servers, authoritative name servers,domain registrars, and so on. The…

Hipsters can be pretty hard to understand. They’re waaay more individualistic and expressive, which means they do exactly as their friends do. Anything from glasses to beards to jeans cut is carefully culled from market research they do independently but quite unconsciously from their pool of peers, and then emulated.…

If you ever find yourself in this situation, (you shouldn’t, a car should never be worth risking your life unless the car is going to save your life) and you literally have no other options, please at least put the removed wheel under the brake rotor.

Two points here:

right,subways are large mass transit cars, so they would be both impractically large and would not contain the nutrients for a human being to consume. and worse if you include the tunnels and tracks, they would taste awful.

Tomorrow’s Gawker headline:

I think there should be immense pressure to move out of your parent’s house. It is a required part of growing up and becoming (and realizing) your own person.