I bet that priest and Folk were both really praying for a touchdown there.

You’re giving instructions to adults the internet on how they should spend their money. If I want to mainline heroin straight into my eyeball, you’re the least likely person to convince me not to.

Ballistic missile submarines are far more expensive than the land based nuclear missiles, plus only about a third to half of the ballistic missile sub fleet is available to be at sea at any given time. In contrast, the land based missiles are nearly 100% available almost all the time and are far cheaper. The whole…

No, but I can imagine picking up an STI in a gold-digging bimbo.

I don’t have this on my Amazon Basics backpack. I feel out of the loop.

It seems like Jalopnik has become an echo chamber for political views that ignore both sides of an argument and agree with whatever MSNBC said this morning. I liked it more when it was about cars. I’ll take my clicks elsewhere so someone else can make their fractions of a penny on my viewership.

you’re the larry the cable guy of deadspin commenting, I hate accidentally reading your quips. where did mattingly’s sidburns go?

If you ever find yourself in this situation, (you shouldn’t, a car should never be worth risking your life unless the car is going to save your life) and you literally have no other options, please at least put the removed wheel under the brake rotor.

Two points here:

right,subways are large mass transit cars, so they would be both impractically large and would not contain the nutrients for a human being to consume. and worse if you include the tunnels and tracks, they would taste awful.

I would agree if this was the 1950s.

Saving money is just an excuse for not accepting the challenge. I notice you felt compelled to explain how you “pay for things around the house” because you know in your heart the problem with what you are doing. At any rate, it is cheaper to live with your parents because you are basically stealing from them to…

I think there should be immense pressure to move out of your parent’s house. It is a required part of growing up and becoming (and realizing) your own person.

The pints are only $85 on Amazon!

Cyclists are the enemy, you see.

“Beard...too...heavy....can’t...hold up....head...”

At 30 feet I put my right hand up for a fist bump and point at it with my left. The whole way I’m just pointing at it, at about 15 feet I start nodding repeatedly and slightly tilting my head as if to say, “You know what this is about!” and then we bump fists and keep walking.

My favorite baby food is Blueberry Buckle, which seems to be discontinued and recontinued every so often.

Brene Brown talks about this a lot in her books. It’s called a slash career. You don’t have to define yourself solely by the activities that produce income. It's okay to play.

I totally agree. I work in IT, I am fortunate enough that I don’t hate it. When I started I loved it. I a manage a local computer repair shop and have realized that while I enjoy it it is barely paying the bills. I decided to see what else was out there, and applied for a position with a multinational non-profit. I…