Okay that’s hilarious.

A little late, but I agree with “cramyourname” below (above?). A short, 1 sentence summary isn’t bad, but mostly pointless. I can get a summary by skimming your work history. There are three main things that will help you immensely if you’re applying for a job with me:

A-feckin-men. Give me the facts of what you did. As short as possible. Don’t write a novel. If I want you to elaborate, I’ll ask. Anything too cutesy is immediately sent to file 13.

1. Rush ≠Metal

Also, a “hole saw” (lol) is generally used to drill a hole through something, not to hollow out a blind hole.

This script is broken for me. Every time I try to run this, there’s a bug where I then have to inject my opinions about Linux into every non-Linux conversation. If anyone else runs into the same problem I had, modify the LinuxEvangelist.sh file to add the following line at the end:

http://www.amazon.com/LightDims-Blac…

1) short-term v long-term- most business negotiation is for short term specific goals, most diplomatic negotiation is for long term stability oriented goals. Of course there are exceptions (usually when governments negotiate with business) but it changes the mindset needed and the ground rules.

2) business negotiation…

Cramyourname,

You guys really need to hire someone that looks at story ideas and decides whether or not they’re stupid.

This is so stupid it gave me cancer. Thanks for that, jerk.

1. Take shovel over to neighbor who is using a snowblower to clear his driveway.

If it doesn’t work out, where the hose at?

I’ll show myself out.

Street triple with a round headlight is sexy

Round headlights just work. Are you listening, Triumph? Obviously not. . .

Great, more expensive shit that will break.

I would’ve named her Rorschach.