I still say don’t have it on ya if you don’t want it in ya. Think about what happens if go down (or up, then down) and land on your back: everything in your pack wants to try to make a good impression on you (get it?).

This is where you write Tom McKay off as a dumbfuck blogger without influence or effect. This is him admitting that he has nothing to say other than “please click on these things I am attempting to manipulate you into clicking on.” It’s where he declares that he’s ok with that.

Is there a record for Hairstyle Which Most Resembles a Hood and Makes You Think They’re Wearing Some Kind of Hoodie With Lapels?

I hope one day you need the cops in some kind of life-or-death situation and they just text you some fucking k-pop.

The girl in that pic has excellent legs. I would go out for _them_.

Two questions:

But a lot nakeds now look like a fucking Transformer. There’s a trend back toward retro UJM-looking bikes, and UJMs, way back when, resembled...Harleys, sort of. Sportsters, anyway.

Are those orange and black cables on the side functional or decorative? Because I don’t want to shave open a giant electrical hazard and also brick my bike if I drop it on the left side. And speaking of that, expose me some frame or some bolts so I can install crash protectors.

If you want to be popular, always swallow.

HP is fine. This will be fine. Anything in the top half of their business lines will be just fine, just like everywhere else, and the warranty support will be awesome.

As opposed to performative wokeness, I supposed?

I miss when it was normal for chicks to have a little snatch hair.

I feel like once you’ve got the barbed wire on there, it doesn’t make much difference whether you use lube or not.

Did you dump her?  Marry her?  Fuck her best friend and send her video?  Need to know.

So then period sex with a Canadian chick...not actually that bad?

But how are they “robots”? Aren’t they more “little tiny flat inanimate objects you can move predictably using an external magnetic field”?

The phrase “learning how to write in all caps” is confusing me.  Was the textbook a memo that said “Ok, from now on, write in all caps.”?

Well...maybe not _cheap_ exactly.

Well...maybe not _cheap_ exactly.

the main appeal of riding a motorcycle is feeling and hearing the engine