I still say don’t have it on ya if you don’t want it in ya. Think about what happens if go down (or up, then down) and land on your back: everything in your pack wants to try to make a good impression on you (get it?).

Is there a record for Hairstyle Which Most Resembles a Hood and Makes You Think They’re Wearing Some Kind of Hoodie With Lapels?

The girl in that pic has excellent legs. I would go out for _them_.

Two questions:

But a lot nakeds now look like a fucking Transformer. There’s a trend back toward retro UJM-looking bikes, and UJMs, way back when, resembled...Harleys, sort of. Sportsters, anyway.

Are those orange and black cables on the side functional or decorative? Because I don’t want to shave open a giant electrical hazard and also brick my bike if I drop it on the left side. And speaking of that, expose me some frame or some bolts so I can install crash protectors.

If you want to be popular, always swallow.

As opposed to performative wokeness, I supposed?

I miss when it was normal for chicks to have a little snatch hair.

Did you dump her?  Marry her?  Fuck her best friend and send her video?  Need to know.

So then period sex with a Canadian chick...not actually that bad?

Well...maybe not _cheap_ exactly.

Well...maybe not _cheap_ exactly.

the main appeal of riding a motorcycle is feeling and hearing the engine

Fuck it.  Can’t get the image to work.

Hey, I’m replying to this old post because Kinja doesn’t have private messages and I kind of want to keep this off everyone’s radar. I’m hoping you can dismiss my comment after you respond, if you choose to respond. It’s cool if you don’t want to, but I’m at the end of my rope because of a percocet addiction my…

Sorry, wrong person.

Maybe you got a weaker one. I’ve had multiple Foodsavers and it happens with every one of them. I didn’t invent the freezer thing on my own; it’s a known thing you’ll read about if you google a little.

Maybe you got a weaker one. I’ve had multiple Foodsavers and it happens with every one of them. I didn’t invent the…

This is an honest question: is stereo separation just not a thing anymore? Do these speakers attempt to emulate it somehow, like those soundbars that attempt to emulate surround sound? If so, do these smart speakers do a better job at actually achieving the thing they’re trying to emulate? I have yet to hear a sound…

Except that for the vast majority of people who enter into relationships, a partner’s infidelity is going to cause some amount of emotional damage, like SimuLord said. Emotional damage is a risk you take when entering into any relationship, and sometimes can’t be helped (say it just doesn’t work out; that hurts like…