If they show up with edible panties, it’s not abuse.

Yes. Because she is ugly.

The real question is this: what was your handle on svrider?

Would he grip the ball with his mouth or his paws? Makes a difference to excitement level, need to know before I can star you.

It’s an integral part of my sartorial presentation.

Yeah, no one is assuming you’re a nazi just because you shave your head. That’s never happened to you and it’s not going to. Having a shaved head is entirely mainstream and normal.

You think of statutory rape incorrectly. It means “even if willing, the raped person was not considered, by statute*, able to consent.” It doesn’t mean “I didn’t ask,” because even if you did and got a yes, you could still be in the wrong.

And the worst editing, which is saying something.

Steam them:

I tried to reply to you but got Kinja-ed.

There is lactose-free milk:

Orange marmalade or GTFO.

Like...are you stupid? You are reacting to a fake thing that is the opposite of what the OP said. Do you know what “appropriate” means? In this context, it’s the same as “warranted,” which (barring a difference in tense) is the word you used. You could actually swap “warranted” into the OP’s post in place of…

You can save some money by just buying the Rubbermaid lid and cutting a hole in it. It’s soft and can be cut with strong scissors:

In what state? I only know Ohio, but here if you get pulled over driving under suspension, you just get cited. They don’t let you drive on your way, of course, you have to have someone to come and get the car or let it get towed, but they don’t arrest you.

Yes. As long as there’s not a bunch of juice on the part of the bag you want to re-seal.

Yes. As long as there’s not a bunch of juice on the part of the bag you want to re-seal.

Uummmmmm...so sometimes even if you have your gun out first you can get shot? So maybe if the Dad had had a concealed weapon he could have prevailed against the robbers who already had their guns out?

You wanted so badly to get a Trump dig in there that you fucked yourself on reading comprehension.

I know this is kind of OT, but it’s bugging me: why did he go to catering college if he wanted to own an auto-repair shop?

It must feel good to be a cast-off blogger whose site died because it published only stuff like what she writes, who now has to subsist solely through writing posts with just one strident, old, warmed-over thesis of hate on a sub-blog of a sports blog.